Showing posts with label Rants and Ramblings about Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants and Ramblings about Life. Show all posts

Thursday, January 27, 2011

37 Ways to Make Women Smile

How do you make a girl smile? How do you make your woman smile? I am a woman and I should know what makes the female species smile. Here are some tips to make the girls smile. 

These are combinations of those I've discovered online and my personal tips of course. Don't forget to share this to your friends and yes do comment and express your views on this article.

1. Tell her she is beautiful. Women love compliments.
2. Hold her hand at any moment . Duration is immaterial, a second  makes women feel good.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Wrestle with her :) the funny way
6. Don’t go hang out with you ex when she is not with you, you might not relize how badly it hurts her.


7. If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”
9. Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up (she loves it)
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it
13. Make her laugh
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her.


16. If you care about her, then TELL HER
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of her t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with her cologne!! and flowers or something occasionally, and cards too.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends
21. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its’n simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)


26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don’t care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don’t necessarily have to have hour long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
27. Give her what she wants (that is reasonable and you can afford)
28. Recognize the small things … they usually mean the most.
29. Don’t hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she’ll feel left out.
30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang wit your girl friend all the time
31. If u care about her…SHOW her!
32. Always remind her that you love her.


33. Give her surprised gifts once in  a while.
34.  Cook something for her or Treat her with her favorite food. The best way to a man and a woman's heart is through his/her stomach.
35. Show that you care about her family and loved ones.
36. Don't talk too often about your ex. She might think you still love your ex.
37. Sometimes give her a soft massage after a tiring day at work.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Battling with Boredom and Idleness

I woke up today feeling better but still tensed. I had 1 slice of papaya and 2 pieces of banana plus coffee for breakfast. I am on a diet trying to look better and healthier after I gained 6 kilos the past months. Seeing myself squeezed on my favorite jeans is a poison to my eyes... one of the reasons I'd wish there were no mirrors invented..lol. What about the ugly feeling of being choked waist down to my legs, and not being able to breathe freely. Ughh! What a pain! I might be vain but we all are don't we? There are only a few things in life we could control and that includes looking and feeling good, or at least trying to look your best. It benefits everyone, except for your enemies perhaps. hahaha! Oops! I just laughed..that's a lot better. But on second thought, we laugh the hardest when we are at our weakest or loneliest.. :( whatever!

As you can notice, I'm writing again. Anything goes as I write considering the situation I am in. I just want to kill the slightest hue of boredom. Boredom and me are old time foes. We hate each other. When boredom strikes everything is just magnified- the pain, the agony, the worries. Thus, I barricade myself with the best forms of diversion. I also make sure my armory of "to do things" are full. I won't throw the white flag.. No, I will not rest on my bed and be absorbed in thoughts and idle silence. Lest boredom wins in our cold war.

So anyways, here are what I did today to irritate my foe -(Boredom)
  1. I woke up early and exercised...then had breakfast.

  2. I texted all of my friends, hence my phone almost didn't stop beeping

  3. I talked to my mother and everyone else in the kitchen as they prepared for lunch. And yes we talked about boys and silly stuffs.

  4. washed my clothes after eating my lunch. It took a few while for me to finish and I hurt my hands.. Oh well, maybe it's because of the harsh powdered detergent I used.

  5. I went facebook-ing and chatted with my friends. Facebook is a big help. It makes me forget about time.

  6. I updated this blog (ooops still updating..)
Time is so precious and it shouldn't be wasted in idleness or inactivity.. So I end this post and off I go to do another thing worthwhile..:)

Troubled.. Emotionally Ripped off!


I don't know what to write, as I am not composed and I am emotionally ripped off. I have a lot of things on my mind, things I so wanted to share with everyone but I succumbed to the idea that my problems and my worries are all mine to bear. I guess, I could only let you know I'm troubled. I will have to confine myself to my room, cry if I have to but in silence. I know I am supposed to be happy. I should be happy and wear that cheerful smile wherever I go. . But one can't really fake his feelings, well at least for me.. that's what I am.

The most useful things to do now are perhaps to entertain my thoughts and my emotions with other things.. like facebook or some cheap thrills from pc games, or tap my phone and exchange messages with good old friends.. I just love my friends. Their silly messages always make me smile..

I have thought about smoking just for plain curiousity's sake.. Oh the urge to try things that are forbidden or simply just against my principles, they get more intense when I have problems .So these stuffs get on my head. but yeah I won't try these things..

I guess there's a secretive side in me, although I still think I always express my mind. However sometimes silence and just zipping my lips give me a little of that peace I so want although it may wear off and am back drowning in unexplainable dilemma again.

For now I share my feelings, my sentiments, my worries and everything that's bugging my soul to my GOD. HE alone can give me relief, refuge, strength and peace. But I request you to pray for me, even if you don't know me and you don't know what am going through right now. Your prayers can do a lot. Thank you.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

11 Things I Hate About Men!


Just my serious two cents.. Instead of the usual 10 list, I'll add an extra 1. There are still other things I don't understand about men but for now I can only share 11..
  1. They won't ask for directions even though it's so obvious they're lost.
  2. They like to watch porn and naked girls on magazine. (glad not naked men ..lol..)
  3. They won't help with household chores.
  4. They think they are not vain.
  5. They complain about our shopping, high heel shoes and make ups, when we just want to look beautiful for them.
  6. They ask for our number but won't call or text.
  7. They invite us for a snack or dinner but can't spell out it's a date.
  8. They tell us we have beautiful eyes, wonderful body, but can't tell straight they like us.
  9. They forget birthdays, anniversaries and special occasions but remember very well basketball and NFL scores and players.
  10. They often times joke their feelings towards us.
  11. They hate to talk about their real feelings and want to keep us guessing.

Monday, February 15, 2010

The World Without Men


Men are complex beings in the kingdom animalia. They are hard to understand, at times stubborn, yet at times submissive. They say men are from mars and women are from venus. Too much for a poetic license... we’re no alien. We’re from earth, where women can’t live without men, and men can’t live without women.

But, woman, imagine the world without men!
Allow my ingenious psyche to set off my tedious imaginations. Bear in mind this is one of the most difficult thing to do in a woman’s existence, for the time being I will be removing all the “HEs” in my life. Imagine how lonely would that be! I’m making this short for it’s like committing suicide!
Okay, here I go. . I’m gathering my full prowess to be able to start my journey to a life without men inside my aching skull and griping heart (i need some pain relievers.. nyah!)..

Without men, there’ll be less war in the world.
Without men, there’ll be fewer crimes.
Without men, our prison cells will be less crowded.
Without men, there’ll be less of those cars, and moving things that men drive that hurt the environment..
Without men, there’ll be less road accidents.
Without men, the car industry, video games industry will die.
Without men, the dictionary will be restructured, dropping the words “he, him, his”, etc.
Without men, Playboy and the porn industry are dead.
Without men, the beauty and fashion industry will collapse.
Without men, what’s the purpose of sexy thongs and lingerie.. victoria’s secret is doomed!
Without men, you’d see ugly women everywhere.
Without men, you’d see lots of fat women everywhere too.
Without men, there’ll be no fathers, brothers, boyfriends and husbands.
Without men, what’s going to happen to sexual congress?
Without men, all women would be lesbians.
Without men, there’ll be no gays.
Without men, what’s going to happen to human proliferation?

... such a forlorn world would that be!
... when this happens, (I dread), am sure to raise my cry to the judges of the world.. a protest with relevance far more than any problem this world has faced.. A world without men.. there is no condition more terrible than this..Let this not happen, lest it be the end of the world, lest it be hell.

The God in the heavens has created such complex creation called “men” to live side by side with “women”. Since time immemorial, men and women have been co existing. Men and women living under one sun is equilibrium. We may sometimes or oftentimes hate the male species, but women we all love our men. We don’t want to live a life without them, don’t we? So to all men, please don’t leave. . .Stay!

Note: Please pardon any grammatical, or typo errors. I write as I think and feel, with less room for proof reading or editing.

This article may not be copied, or published or used in any way without my express permission.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Sex Scandals: No Fame but Shame!

Recently I saw some sex video scandals courtesy of a friend. The videos really shocked me. For some who’s engulfed with bodily lust and filthy minds, the videos are undoubtedly entertaining. I saw couples having the most intimate moments of their lives being captured on videos and up-close. The faces, private body parts, the myriad of expressions and the peculiar hums and swish, I witnessed everything. Caught red handed, with convincing video evidence there’s no doubt I can identify them if I bump into their faces.

I’m talking of real people here. Real events of real lives. Sex Scandals are just about everywhere- tiangges, dvd/vcd stands, cellphones and internet. They’re very accessible and yet there are still aspiring actors and actresses making scandals for themselves and the consuming public. Morals have been really stretched to the point of breakage.

Personally while I do feel that the characters of every scandal are victims of hard censure and enormous humiliation, I can't help but put my blame to them as the principal suspects of this filthy unnamed crime. Everybody likes to preserve good memories. We like capturing important events of our lives. The cameras are the mechanisms we utilize to record our memories. But have we gone too far from simple usage to excessive abuse of these devices at the expense of others and of ourselves? There are memories that are better recorded only in the hearts and minds of those who share them to the exclusion of all others. Making love for instance is so delicate to be captured on videos. There is a very great risk that sex videos will fall in the hands of people who find joy in putting others to disgrace for shimmering gold and even for just a few pesos. Given all the sex videos on the loose (Hayden-Katrina Scandal), these should be enough, hopefully, to deter all those others for just even thinking of staging their intimate moments in front of the camera lens.

On one hand, proper caution should be exercised by every couple against camera men/women rummaging the streets, the hotels, motels, even boarding houses in search for new porn stars for their next sexy films. With the advent of spy cameras as small as a match box, you better activate your James Bond/ Charlie’s Angels’ detective side. Otherwise you’ll be starring in your own general patronage blockbuster movie, and contrary to a real celebrity, there's no fame but shame!

A repost with minor edits.