Lactacyd White Intimate Whitening Feminine Wash Review

The first time I saw the commercial on TV about the Lactacyd Whitening Feminine Wash, my initial reaction was "Oh really, may ganun?! lol". Never have I heard of a whitening feminine wash before. Whitening creams for the face and body are all over the market, but a product to whiten a woman’s intimate part is a new one! Yay! So this product came as a surprise and drew curiosity out of me and perhaps to many ladies out there. Thus, the moment I saw one on the shelves of Watsons for under 60 pesos, I immediately grabbed it for testing. hehe.

The first question that popped to mind was does it whiten the outer surface of the sexy V or does it also whiten the minor general and the major general (sorry can’t spell it out but you know what I mean), as well as the black hairs on the mountain top? Lol..

Then the second question was this, how white can the V get with this whitening feminine wash? Can we use a whitening meter for this, similar to garnier’s and pond’s?lol..

Third question, can we see proof that this product works? A picture paints a thousand words and it sure spells out proof! Hahaha.. Okay, that’s mature! But oh boys you all love to see proof yayt?? And it is wrong to assume that which is yet to be proven! Hahaha.

Fourth question, what marketing strategy will work for this? My other persona has voluntarily suggested few marketing jingles “Isang Banlaw” (parang downy), or “Isang Babad ka lang”, “Binabad lang pumuti na”..awt! hhahaha

Fifth question, how come there is no intimate whitening wash for males, so a man can whiten his balls too? Are we seeing some discrimination here? Man, you’ve got to sign the petition for an intimate whitening wash for men! (:} And my other persona has suggested a jingle for this too “Whitens dark circles!”(parang pang eye bags lang) hahahah..

Final question, will Lactacyd Whitening Feminine Wash whiten my V? To know the answer you will have to wait for the before and after photos! Hahaha.. But wait, according to the product description, it will whiten your V in 4 weeks, so be patient people! Hahaha.

But, seriously, am not posting before and after photos…who are you kidding, me?!