Monday, February 15, 2010

The World Without Men


Men are complex beings in the kingdom animalia. They are hard to understand, at times stubborn, yet at times submissive. They say men are from mars and women are from venus. Too much for a poetic license... we’re no alien. We’re from earth, where women can’t live without men, and men can’t live without women.

But, woman, imagine the world without men!
Allow my ingenious psyche to set off my tedious imaginations. Bear in mind this is one of the most difficult thing to do in a woman’s existence, for the time being I will be removing all the “HEs” in my life. Imagine how lonely would that be! I’m making this short for it’s like committing suicide!
Okay, here I go. . I’m gathering my full prowess to be able to start my journey to a life without men inside my aching skull and griping heart (i need some pain relievers.. nyah!)..

Without men, there’ll be less war in the world.
Without men, there’ll be fewer crimes.
Without men, our prison cells will be less crowded.
Without men, there’ll be less of those cars, and moving things that men drive that hurt the environment..
Without men, there’ll be less road accidents.
Without men, the car industry, video games industry will die.
Without men, the dictionary will be restructured, dropping the words “he, him, his”, etc.
Without men, Playboy and the porn industry are dead.
Without men, the beauty and fashion industry will collapse.
Without men, what’s the purpose of sexy thongs and lingerie.. victoria’s secret is doomed!
Without men, you’d see ugly women everywhere.
Without men, you’d see lots of fat women everywhere too.
Without men, there’ll be no fathers, brothers, boyfriends and husbands.
Without men, what’s going to happen to sexual congress?
Without men, all women would be lesbians.
Without men, there’ll be no gays.
Without men, what’s going to happen to human proliferation?

... such a forlorn world would that be!
... when this happens, (I dread), am sure to raise my cry to the judges of the world.. a protest with relevance far more than any problem this world has faced.. A world without men.. there is no condition more terrible than this..Let this not happen, lest it be the end of the world, lest it be hell.

The God in the heavens has created such complex creation called “men” to live side by side with “women”. Since time immemorial, men and women have been co existing. Men and women living under one sun is equilibrium. We may sometimes or oftentimes hate the male species, but women we all love our men. We don’t want to live a life without them, don’t we? So to all men, please don’t leave. . .Stay!

Note: Please pardon any grammatical, or typo errors. I write as I think and feel, with less room for proof reading or editing.

This article may not be copied, or published or used in any way without my express permission.

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7 comments

Anonymous
February 15, 2010 at 4:13 AM delete

oh i can't imagine life without men.. that can't be..

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sgc
February 15, 2010 at 4:16 AM delete

to live without a man may sound difficult but it is not impossible...

there are women who are unmarried but happy...

in addition, it is probable that men may be extinct after several years from now..why? because most of them desires to be women...wahahaha..

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February 15, 2010 at 4:21 AM delete

@anonymous, we are on the same side..

@sgc, hahahaha.. yes it's possible to live without a man, but i mean completely eliminating the male specie, it's hell!

and i agree on the last one you said, many men want to become women..nyahahahahah

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matt
February 15, 2010 at 5:10 AM delete

don't worry we won't leave... hahahah

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February 15, 2010 at 3:50 PM delete

@matt, that's a relief!
hahahahaha...

thanks for visiting..

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Anonymous
February 17, 2010 at 2:56 AM delete

ngay i agree!...unsaun nlng ang feeling nga to love nd b loved n return by man.....

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February 20, 2010 at 9:21 PM delete

@tin, hahaha. .korek jud ngay..unsaon na lang pag walay men..faet kaau..hahahaha

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